I don’t care how you slice it, getting to Mordor is a hell of a journey and you’ll likely need a stiff drink once you arrive. Thankfully, there are some pretty excellent boozy beverages and bar accessories inspired by the sci-fi shows, fantasy films and RPG games we love.
Those nerd-inspired tipples include Johnnie Walker’s Game of Thrones scotches and George Lucas’ line of Skywalker Wines. If you’ve got a fantasy fan on your list who likes to uncork a bottle now and again, your boozy gift options abound. From Trekkies to Potterheads and everyone in between, these are the best bottles of nerd booze to give this season.
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Johnnie Walker
Inhabitants of the frozen north need something to warm their spirit and this blended Scotch comes from Clynelish, the Northernmost distiller in Scotland. Expect a sweet, smooth and fruity whiskey with slight woody notes.
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This smokey scotch is inspired by Daenerys Targaryen and her fire-breathing dragons. A rounded sweetness gives way to notes of vanilla, hints of spice, subtle smoke and a warm, smooth finish.
Star Trek Spirits
Don’t be fooled by the “ale” designation — this line of Star Trek-inspired booze includes a rye whiskey aged in newly charred white oak barrels and a smooth vodka distilled four times in a stainless steel still. Plus, these bottles couldn’t possibly look any cooler sitting atop your bar.
The Romulan rye whiskey sells for $85 and the vodka for $75, or you can get the bundle for $155.
Skywalker Vinyards
Somehow the mastermind behind Star Wars has found time to run a California winery. Skywalker wines run the gamut from Pinot Noirs and red blends to sparkling whites and rosé. Find them directly through the website and order a few bottles for the Star Wars fan-wine drinker on your list.
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Movie nerds who pop bottles of vino probably know about the famed director’s well-rated wines. This Super Tuscan-style blend features lively notes of blackberry, cherry, currant and anise.
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Mead, or honey wine, is the tipple of choice in many a fantasyland or fairy tale. This artisan metheglin-style Danish mead sports hibiscus and hops, giving it a softer citrus flavor and floral aroma with a dry finish.
As far as we know, real viking blood is not used in the making of this mead.
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This elegant whiskey decanter is perfect for anyone who leans toward the dark side.
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Disturbingly dark and strong — it’s only right that an Imperial Stormtrooper would guzzle imperial stout after a long shift of shooting at (and often missing) the good guys. You can nab a 4-pack of cans of the Russian stout for $15 on Total Wine.
Flying Cauldron
While this isn’t an officially sanctioned product, fans of the wizarding world will get it. This (butter) scotch beer is like a cream soda but with butterscotch. It’s non-alcoholic and so good for the whole coven. Oh, and you won’t have to travel to the Hogshead Inn to get some.
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A round of Dungeons and Dragons can roll on for hours. You can liven up your next RPG sesh with this cocktail compendium featuring 75 RPG-inspired cocktail creations. Try a boozy Dragon the Beach or a Potion of Strength to keep the party going.
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Potterheads who fancy a tipple have options too. This book is less about spells and more about spritzes, martinis, margaritas and party punch.
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House of the Dragon
It’s not all about hard booze for GoT fans. This House of Dragons collection of wine features a California Cab, Lodi Red Blend and Oregon Pinot Noir all wrapped up in House of the Dragon packaging.